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Isabella Rossellini has a penis. Who knew?

Sorry for the long lag in posting anything of interest. I just came back from a trip to my homeland and have things to share with you, but not today. 

What I will post today is this bizarre "green porno" video by Isabella Rossellini. The matching series I apparently missed when it first came out, but it's creepy hilarity stands the test of time. Isabella's ego is reportedly as big as that whale penis, which would explain the choices she makes when it comes to new film projects.

Enjoy...

Meghan O'Rourke's take on Susan Boyle.

By now we've probably all watched the Susan Boyle audition clip and perhaps shed a few tears. Here's a contrarian view, by Meghan O'Rourke via Slate, who thinks we're just using the short-lived experience of watching this matronly maiden sing an unexpectedly touching song to briefly launder clean our own sex-and-youth-obsessed conscience.

Though I, too, had to dab my eyes after watching Susan, I must say Meghan has a point. Or two. 

The Contrarian Take on Susan Boyle by Meghan O'Rourke

Susan Boyle, star doormat.

Here's a great article about the British woman, who proved to us that we know absolutely nothing about another person when we first look at them. 

Susan Boyle is all of us